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Saturday, March 19, 2011
Funny : 10 Soalan Yang Bodoh .
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask… Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years… Stupid Question:- Munna, you’ve become so big. Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good? Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth… Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks… Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!